What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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