What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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