Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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