- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

what is the color of a burp burple

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

<=3 penis

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Christianity

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

MOOOOOOOOOOO

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