- Anti Joke

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

LIFE :(

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.