Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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