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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

This is not a joke

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

honest politician

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

The Christian Bible.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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