- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Knock knock knock OCD

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Women drivers...

How are cars made? By magic.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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