- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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