Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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