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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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