What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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