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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

If you were a cactus, why?

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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