No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A man walked into a bar owch

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Waseem is a hard worker.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

This sentence is a lie.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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