- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

A person from Singapore eats

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Because she has down's syndrome

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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