- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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