- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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