- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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