Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Nickelback

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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The Female Orgasm

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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