- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

ugh good riddance

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

ok

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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