There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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2 + 2 = 4

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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