- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

I once did something.

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