- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

its snowing on mount fuji

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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