- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

THE GAME

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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