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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

boobs!

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Womens' sports

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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