What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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The government

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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