- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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