- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Y u do dis?

tee hee

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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