knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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