- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis