- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

speak now or forever hold your pee

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Refrigerator

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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