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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

The government

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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