- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

guess what what that wasnt it

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Your future.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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