Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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