Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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How high is a Chinaman

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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