What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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book 'em danno

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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