A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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soccer

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so the weather's nice...

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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