- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Your social life.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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