Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Amazing

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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I just found out i have cancer.

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heat!

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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