Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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