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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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