Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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pudding

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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