- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's 9 + 10 19

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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