Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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