- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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