- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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