Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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-knock knock! -doors open

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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