- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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