Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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A shark ate your mom

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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8===D

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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