Man U

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

everyone dislike this

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

The Morman Religion.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Yo mama is so fat she died

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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