- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Your Mom

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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