- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What? Why?

69.

long in the tooth!

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Robin, get in the batmobile

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