- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's blue? The sky.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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