Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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penis haha

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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You're tall.

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Seven

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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