- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

You idiot thats 9 letters

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

this is not a drill.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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