- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

what's black and can't swim?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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