Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Refrigerator

racism...deal with it!

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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