Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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neil likes pube toast

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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