what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

what's the difference between a duck?

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

what's black and can't swim?

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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