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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Youre mom is so dead...

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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