- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Neil is a reterd.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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