- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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