- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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