What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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2 Penises

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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