Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Daym im romantic

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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