- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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