why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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