What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Womens rights

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

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