- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more worse than death? Death

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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