Cancer.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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This sentence is a lie.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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