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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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