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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Penis.

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