Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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