Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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