- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

That's what she didn't say

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

your mom died.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's the difference between a lamp?

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