When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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This statement is false.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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