- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

whats 69+2? 71

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

So a baby seal walks into a club

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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