That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

thumb_up thumb_down

Women's Rights Movement

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

thumb_up thumb_down

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

thumb_up thumb_down

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

thumb_up thumb_down

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

thumb_up thumb_down

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

thumb_up thumb_down

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down

Your adopted.....

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops