We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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I have aids

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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a man walked into a bar....

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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