- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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