- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

YOU

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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