So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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