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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Your mom.

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